alan.bradford |
super sweet moves |
Hey ladies and gents - smear on the 50 spf, and squeeze into your bikinis and banana hammocks. Looks like it's gonna be a hot one thus week.
In honor of the ridiculous Phoenix heat, I think we should have a sweaty sweat party. Bring Your Own Pit Stains. (BBYPS)
It's settled. Now I know where I want to go for summer vacation.
Amazing physical stamina. Perfectly spaced-apart teeth. The voracity of a elderly nursing home resident on Free Pudding Cup Day. Killer dance moves. Insatiable appetite for egg nog. Succinct. Potent. Good for you. High in fiber. Low in trans fats. The party portion of a mullet. Keen sense of hearing. Lousy sense of smell. Simultaneously timeless and punctual. Your new best friend from way back when.
