God Blesses Husband Through Fortune Cookie, Wife Steaming Mad
I always had a hunch that the heavens smiled upon me. Now I have proof. In writing. Much to the dismay of my wife, she did not share in the blessings. Allow me to explain.
We went out for Chinese food last week to Moon China-one of three restaurants by our home that has yet to go out of business.
After a delicious spread of chicken and rice and vegetables, the obligatory fortune cookies were given with our bill. My wife opened her cookie first. Instead of a fortune, she was presented with a presumptuous statement of fact:
She was understandably peeved that her fortune was not, in fact, a fortune. The sour attitude did not stop there.
Her rice was really steamed when I opened mine:
Not only was my fortune vastly superior, the keen observer will also notice that I was blessed with two - count 'em - two smiley faces.
And maybe it's just me, but even the photograph of my fortune seems to have a heavenly glow shining down from above.
I guess we won't be going back to Moon China any time soon. Hopefully they don't go out of business.
