alan.bradford |
super sweet moves |
Just in time for the holidays, my brother has made the following video available to the world. Talk about spreading some cheer during these dark and foreboding winter months. If you don't laugh, then I'll buy you a gallon of egg nog. Just send me your address so I know where to ship it. Enjoy:
Amazing physical stamina. Perfectly spaced-apart teeth. The voracity of a elderly nursing home resident on Free Pudding Cup Day. Killer dance moves. Insatiable appetite for egg nog. Succinct. Potent. Good for you. High in fiber. Low in trans fats. The party portion of a mullet. Keen sense of hearing. Lousy sense of smell. Simultaneously timeless and punctual. Your new best friend from way back when.
