FDA Issues Warning About Swallowing Chewing Gum

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FDA Issues Warning About Swallowing Chewing Gum

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Posted August 4, 2009

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Alan Bradford

Amazing physical stamina. Perfectly spaced-apart teeth. The voracity of a elderly nursing home resident on Free Pudding Cup Day. Killer dance moves. Insatiable appetite for egg nog. Succinct. Potent. Good for you. High in fiber. Low in trans fats. The party portion of a mullet. Keen sense of hearing. Lousy sense of smell. Simultaneously timeless and punctual. Your new best friend from way back when.

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super sweet moves

FDA Issues Warning About Swallowing Chewing Gum

Alan Bradford