alan.bradford |
super sweet moves |
ALAN: Do you think your parents would let me borrow that piano keyboard they have?
JENNY: Why?
ALAN: Because I want to learn how to play the piano.
JENNY: No. You don't have time to learn how to play the piano.
ALAN: Sure I do.
JENNY: If you have time to play the piano, then you have time to mop the floor.
ALAN: I don't have time to mop the floor.
JENNY: Why?
ALAN: Because I'm too busy playing the piano.
Amazing physical stamina. Perfectly spaced-apart teeth. The voracity of a elderly nursing home resident on Free Pudding Cup Day. Killer dance moves. Insatiable appetite for egg nog. Succinct. Potent. Good for you. High in fiber. Low in trans fats. The party portion of a mullet. Keen sense of hearing. Lousy sense of smell. Simultaneously timeless and punctual. Your new best friend from way back when.
