Video Gamers Go Green at Howie's Game Shack
No, I'm not talking about saving the environment, or saving the princess. I'm talking about skin tone. After going out to eat on Saturday night, my brother and his wife took us to the zoo Howie's Game Shack.
If you're into this sort of thing, then more power to you. If you're into actually socializing and perhaps adding some physical activity to your life, then stay away. The ominous green lighting turned us all into the incredible hulk for a few minutes.
This place had everything any gamer could ever want: comfortable chairs, a variety of vending machines*, air conditioning, the support of fellow gamers. Also, as an added bonus, it was packed, wall-to-wall with attractive ladies who were eager to start a long-term relationship with someone who just purchased a $15 all-day pass to play video games.
That's what you call a win-win-high-score situation.
*The vending machine was filled with a cornucopia of high-fat deliciousness, but featured a backdrop image of fresh fruits, vegetables, and whole grains.
