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Wikipedia Funeral Announced Yesterday @ Googleplex

Like a slice of bacon on a hot griddle, the web never sits still. There's been some buzz around The Internets for the past couple days regarding a recent announcement from Google. Rather than get all up in arms about it, I am very excited for what this will do for the future of rich user-generated online content. Google has announced the pending release of a new website they are calling Knol. The name represents "a unit of knowlege." Some people are afraid that this will kill other similar sites such as Wikipedia, but I guess only time will tell. Let's explore:

In a nutshell (or should I say knutshell?), Knol will be a space for users to create articles about stuff. Knol will become a database of information on a vast array of topics. Articles can be rated, peer reviewed, and edited. Users and visitors to Knol will also be able to leave comments on any article, similar to commenting on a blog or a YouTube video. Authors will also have the option to place relevant text ads on their pages and share in the revenues. Here's a quote from the announcement post that gives you an idea of the vision Google has for Knol:

A knol on a particular topic is meant to be the first thing someone who searches for this topic for the first time will want to read. The goal is for knols to cover all topics, from scientific concepts, to medical information, from geographical and historical, to entertainment, from product information, to how-to-fix-it instructions.

Google will not serve as an editor in any way, and will not bless any content. All editorial responsibilities and control will rest with the authors. We hope that knols will include the opinions and points of view of the authors who will put their reputation on the line. Anyone will be free to write. For many topics, there will likely be competing knols on the same subject. Competition of ideas is a good thing.


Personally, I can't wait for the site to go live. The service is by invitation only prior to launch, but Google plans to allow anyone and everyone to contribute content to Knol. A few months back, I wrote about the launch of Microsoft's HealthVault service. I can see Knol playing an integral role in Google's presence in the health care field.

As I said in my earlier post, "a company needs to create a super-secure, web-based system that can be accessed by a patient and all of his or her health care providers. Information is shared at the discretion of the patient. Patients can allow doctors and hospitals to add information to their profile and determine who should have access to it. (example: lab reports, x-rays, medications are added by doctors to a patient’s profile)."

I see Knol becoming a database that patients and health care professionals will be able to refer to for accurate, up-to-date information. Imagine if Knol could be linked to medical journals, prescription information, medical records. The interface of Knol is clean, robust, and easy on the eyes. Here is a sample entry that was featured in the official announcement. (click the thumbnail to view actual size)

These are exciting times if you Knol what I mean.

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Posted December 14, 2007
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Watch What You Eat and It May Watch Back

I'm about to take my second-to-last final for one of my nutrition classes at ASU. One of the lectures that we will be tested on is about government food regulations and organizations. One of these is the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This organization is in charge of regulating food labels, inspections, and food standards. One of the slides from my professor's presentation was disturbing. I thought I would share it. You'll thank me later when you're eating your tomato paste.

The FDA has something they call an "Acceptable Level of Contaminants." Basically it's a list of contaminants, the foods they are typically found in, and how much of the contaminant is allowable during processing/packing. I'll just share a screenshot of the abbreviated list my professor shared. If you want the full list, go to the website she got it from. (You have to scroll down a bit to see the foods.)

Without further ado...here's the slide my professor shared: (Click the picture to see a larger view.)

Pretty gross huh? I know I'll be a little more observant next time I make a PB&J. This reminded me of my very first post here at bigUGLYcouch. It made me laugh.

Out of curiosity, have any of you ever found something in your food? Let me know in the comments...

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Posted December 11, 2007
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Time to Say Goodbye to an Old Friend

I recently posted an ad in the Facebook Marketplace. (Never heard of it? It's basically the classified section of your newspaper on steroids. Here's a couple screenshots. And if you already use Facebook, go sell something.) You can sell books, homes, cars, old couches. You can even give away free stuff. Which is what I wanted to talk about today. With all the recent advances that Gmail is making, (see this, this, and this) (Oh and don't forget this) I've decided to give away my old Hotmail account for anyone who wants it. I guess I shouldn't call it Hotmail anymore. What is it now? Windows Live Mail? As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing alive about it. Google is far too ahead of the game. In fact, they're done with the game and have moved on to an entirely different game. You know, like at the family reunion when Uncle Charlie looses all his money playing Monopoly with the cousins and moves on to play a fierce round of backgammon with Grandpa? Except Google hasn't lost. Okay, so it's a bad analogy. Sorry. Don't get me wrong, Hotmail and me shared some good times. It was my first experience with a web-based email address. If I had a photo album, I would link to it right now. Except I don't have a photo album. But that's okay because the pictures would probably be boring. Nobody wants to look at a photo album filled with pictures of unnecessary flashy advertisements, unfiltered spam, or an annoying GUI. That's almost as bad as watching your neighbor's home videos. So if you're interested, check out my listing and get in touch. (You don't have to have a Facebook account to view the listing.) Update: I have also started a Facebook support group. It is aptly named the Former Hotmail-User Support Group. If you know anyone out there that would benefit from some group therapy, please encourage them to join.

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Posted December 5, 2007
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Can a Blogger Serve Two Masters?

[Insert witty picture here] These past couple months have been interesting for me. I can finally say that I'm happy with my blog for ASU. (check it.) But now that it's up and going and I'm posting there regularly, I have to wonder if I can effectively keep both blogs running. Let's look at some posting stats: 12/07 - 2 posts 11/07 - 2 posts 10/07 - 7 posts 09/07 - 9 posts 08/07 - 11 posts I'm no statistician, but that looks like a steady decline in posting. And not just quantity either; I seem to be getting lazy. Posting videos with no additional witty commentary. Posting lists of why I'm not posting. Hmmm...what the heck is going on? I think I need to do some thinking once the semester is done and figure out a plan. Stay tuned for my findings. And thank you to the 9 subscribers that are hanging on for some bigUGLY gems.

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Posted December 4, 2007
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Burn Your Books

I just finished up a post over at Geek Stew about the new Amazon Kindle. Check it out. (I used the same image. So lazy.) This device has me intrigued. I don't think I'm ready to shell out $400 for something like this, but I definitely want to hold one in my hands and see what it's like. Maybe when the 2nd Generation version is released and the kinks have been worked out. In a slightly less glamorous story, this product release has quietly done something incredible for writers. Along with the release of the Kindle, Amazon has created what they are calling the Digital Text Platform. This will do for books what blogging did for the Internet. If you have an Amazon account and know how to type, you can become a published author and sell your wares on Amazon.com. According to the terms and conditions, authors will receive 35% of every digital book sold. Amazon gives authors the freedom to set the price of their book. That being said, Amazon has kinda sorta set the standard price for digital books; most books at the Kindle Store are $9.99. I've always wanted to write a book. Maybe this is my chance to make it big time. I think we're catching a glimpse of the future here with the Kindle. I can easily picture all of us using these type of devices instead of bulky books and newspapers. I can't wait for Apple to catch on and fine-tune a similar device. One thing that would be great is if the folks at E-ink can manage to develop a color display.

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Posted November 19, 2007
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Somebody Call CPS

Holy Crap. I've abandoned my baby in the hot Arizona sun. I promised I wouldn't and I went ahead and did it. It's been a very busy past couple of weeks for me. If anybody cares, here is a short list of what's been keeping me away from my regular posting habits:
  1. Crash course in PHP and CSS scripting languages from freelance Wordpress theme designer, Small Potato. (He created the theme that bigUGLYcouch uses.) Curious? Check it out.
  2. Designed my first custom layout for my new ASU blog, Geek Stew.
  3. Took, like 50 million exams at school. I think I've got straight A's for the semester so far...hopefully I can hang on to the end and not screw up my 3.9-something GPA.
  4. Registered for next semester and planned out the rest of my undergraduate degree. (I should be graduating in Spring of 2009.) (Wowza.) (That's a really long time.)
  5. Traveled to San Diego with two of my brothers to see Maroon 5, The Hives, and Phantom Planet. After the concert, the three of us decided that we are no longer fans of Maroon 5. Adam Levine is too sexy for us. The Hives rocked our faces off, and Phantom Planet did not play nearly long enough.
  6. Stayed in a mediocre hotel in San Diego. Ordered pizza after the concert. Woke up at 3 am with massive heartburn and puked up pizza.
That pretty much sums up the highlights of the past week. Sorry for the neglect.

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Posted November 14, 2007
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Candybars for Brains

This past weekend, our church put on a Trunk or Treat activity for the kiddies. We all drove our cars into the parking lot of the local elementary school and passed out candy from the trunks of our cars. Some people decorated their cars, and a bunch of parents dressed up in costumes along with their kids. My wife and I don't have any kids yet, but that didn't stop us from dressing up and passing out some sugary goodness. Halloween has got to be one of the greatest holidays ever. When else can you get free candy from strangers just for putting on a mask and shoving a pillow case into their face? My costume was classic. I was a little person riding an ostrich. My wife dressed as a tube of toothpaste. We took some pictures, but I haven't loaded them onto my computer yet. I'll put some up here in a few days. We even won 1st place for best adult costumes. (And I didn't have to pay anybody!) That makes two Halloween prizes we have won. The first one was when we lived in an apartment complex when we first got married. The management held a "Decorate-Your-Patio" contest. First prize was a month of free rent. We went crazy. Skeletons in coffins, spiders, an inflatable bat with a 5' wingspan, glow-in-the-dark stuff, a strobe light. Needless to say, November was a very good month for us because we didn't have to pay rent. Woo Hoo for Halloween. But that's not really what's on my mind right now. I just stumbled out of an exam in my Small Business Accounting and Finance class. I feel like someone has opened up my skull, tossed in some chocolate and peanuts and nougat, and mixed my brains around for 3-5 minutes on high speed. What a horrible class. It's part of a Small Business minor that I'm taking, and for some reason it is really difficult for me. It's been smooth sailing in my Nutrition classes, but throw some numbers and depreciation and tax laws in front of me and I become a bumbling idiot. I guess this solidifies what I have previously learned. Do what you're good at. Find what you're passionate about and become the best at that thing. I can tell you right now, I am not passionate about accounting. Calculating the nutrition content of a Snickers bar on the other hand...

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Posted October 29, 2007
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It's Official, I'm No Longer Unemployed

After a few months of meetings and intense board room negotiations, the paperwork has finally been signed, sealed, delivered. Starting this Friday, I will become the official blogger for the University Technology Office at ASU. I am very excited for this opportunity, and still completely blown away at how it all came about. Thanks to (I'm assuming) the Vice President of ASU having a Google Alert set up for anything related to ASU, he stumbled upon this humble little blog and look what it's turned into now. What does this mean for the bigUGLYcouch? Will I still post here with the same passionate ferver? Yes, absolutely, without a doubt. The bigUGLYcouch is my precious little firstborn baby. I've seen it grow up from a lame-o Blogger site to a not-as-lame-o Wordpress site over the past two years. It helps me vent, get creative, and relax. It's not going anywhere. Because the topics on my new ASU blog may occasionally be similar to what I would post here, there will probably be some cross-linkage going on. I've even picked out a name for my new child. Here's what I had it narrowed down to:
  1. Edgar
  2. Horace
  3. Purvis
  4. Wolfgang
None of these really tickled my fancy, so I finally decided on techCONNECT geek stew. Since ASU has partnered with Wordpress for student/faculty blog services (read more here), I will be hosting techCONNECT geek stew from within this service. The address for my new blog will be http://geekstew.asu.edu. I still have a lot of work to do to get it set up, so let's all just be patient, okay? I have been told I will be able to have control over the template and layout of the blog, so I'm excited to turn it into something beautiful. (Nobody wants to look at an ugly baby.) Wish me luck. I've heard that once you have two kids, the world completely changes. I just hope someone else will be changing the poopy diapers.

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Posted October 23, 2007
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I just got UGLY-er

If you usually read this blog via an RSS reader or email, then this post might not be that interesting to you. But I'm pretty excited about it so I wanted to share. A few weeks back I wrote a post about being antsy and wanting to change something about the layout of my blog. Not having time/money/energy to invest in custom CSS or a custom theme, I've been relying on the free Wordpress themes. I think eventually I'll move over to a privately hosted domain with all the bells and whistles, but for now I'm happy where I'm at. So this afternoon between classes, I stumbled upon a brand new theme and updated the site. It's growing on me - especially the expanded real estate of 3 columns. I don't plan to clutter up the site with a bunch of crap, but I'm happy to know that I can spread out a bit now. Plus, I threw up an improved image header complete with a new ugly couch. So if you're stuck in your in-box or your feed reader, take a peek and let me know what you think in the comments.

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Posted October 18, 2007
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And Now...Back to You

Wow. It's only been a week since I last popped in for an update, and it feels like forever. I have felt somewhat like a robot the past week, but I guess that's what midterms will do to a college superstar. I'm gearing up for my last exam of the week in a couple hours, and I think my brain is about to explode with knowledge. I'm just glad that if it does, I won't be around to have to clean up the mess. (Trust me, trying to get neurons out of carpet is a horrible way to spend a Saturday.) So, in case you're wondering what has been keeping me so busy, I've decided to do something I've never done and provide a little play-by-play. Oct 11 - My birthday. Woo Hoo. Dinner with my wonderful wife, some time spent at my parent's house. Presents. Oh boy - my wife outdid herself this year. She got me tickets to LOVE. You know - that Beatles show in Vegas? I nearly soiled myself when I opened the package. I'm a HUGE Beatles fan. (Not to be confused with a Beatles fan who is HUGE. That wouldn't be appropriate for a Human Nutrition student.) Oct 12 - Drove to Vegas. 6 hours in our new car. It was a very comfortable ride. My favorite part is not having to change out CDs anymore now that we have a fancy iPod auxillary hook up. Killer. Oct 13 - Breakfast on the strip. Nap time at the hotel. Birthday bash to celebrate my Grandma's 80th. (It was out of control. I didn't even know my grandma liked strippers.) Beatles' LOVE show at the Mirage. Incredible. Never seen anything like it before in my life, and I can't wait to go see it again. I was speechless, which doesn't happen very often. Oct 14-Present - Study. Take tests. Study. Email ASU to finalize details of me blogging for their technology office. (Getting closer!) Eat. Sleep. Study. Go #2. Study. Sleep. Repeat. So, there you have it. Time for me to put some hearty breakfast in my belly and go to school.

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Posted October 18, 2007
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